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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match? Because he will always fold."

"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"

"Yo mama so fat Every photo from family gathering is her self-portrait."

"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."

"According to hotel AC, the difference between 72 degrees and 73 degrees is 40 degrees."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"

"Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? There was a face off in the corner"

"Want to hear a funny joke? Hold on, I'm just gonna hit snooze once then tell it."