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Joke of the Day

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"How do punctuation marks get freaky? The comma sutra"

"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."

"I'm very popular at the gym. Girls always approach saying things like, ""Hey, this is the women's locker room."""

"How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!"

"Have you heard of the movie called ""Diarrhea""? It's okay if you haven't - it was a quick release."

"What sound does a black widow make? My husband be dead"

"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend Until the LSD wears off and I'm actually dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park"

"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."

"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."