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Joke of the Day

"I heard that Yoga class was a great place to meet women So I went every day for three months. Bad news is I didn't meet a girl. Good news is I can now give myself a blowjob."

"Everybody has been telling me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe"

"Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller? Disassedher"

"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"

"I broke my arm in a couple places; know what the doctor said? ""Stay out of those places!"""

"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"

"nothing says FUCK YOU like a restaurant giving you one napkin with your takeout order"

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."

"I heard abortions are quite exhausting.. I was confused too, but apparently it really takes it out of you."