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Joke of the Day

"Got thrown out of the theater during the Superman movie but was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses."

"Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day"

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"The thing I don't like about shopping centers When you see one, you've seen a mall"

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"

"What do you call a limbless swimmer? Bob."

"Took my pet lion in an elevator along with shocked shoppers this morning. There was quite an uproar."

"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"

"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."