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Joke of the Day

"As an environmentalist, I've been trying to teach my teen boys to be environmentally friendly. We're starting with deodorant"

"I heard women love a man in uniform.. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."

"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."

"Some days, I wish I were robosexual, because if I was into bots, I would have all the luck on Tinder."

"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."

"You know that one relative that is annoying AF and no one in the family can tolerate? Yeah, she's staying at my house this week."

"What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen? He got hurt from harmful rays"

"I'd just like to say I called Katy Perry's popularity the first time I saw the ""I Kissed a Girl"" music video. Also, I am tone deaf."

"A G N B: That's bang out of order."

"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."