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Joke of the Day
"I heard women love a man in uniform.. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."
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"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."
"If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore"
"How long is a submarine? No, How Long is a Chinaman."
"I don't have bad posture, my body's just sad."
"I dont know if this is old but anyway What would you rate hitlers invasion of poland I personally would rate it nein out of ten Thankyou goodnight"
"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."
"If you're offended by anything on my TL, whatever you do, do not look at the rest of the internet."
"Obama see title"
"Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast."