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Joke of the Day

"A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, ""Got any ID?"" The driver replied, "" 'Bout whut?"""

"Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"Desi Videshi SMS and Jokes Find and Read funny, hilarious desi videshi SMS and jokes. Enjoy your time."

"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"Grandmother: ""So what is Skype?"" *Explains in great detail on how it works* ""So do I need a computer for it?"" ""I JUST...how's your cat?"""

"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."

"when it snows are snowmen ever like holy shit it's my flesh"

"*helping son with math problem* [hour later] JUST WRITE 75 GODDAMMIT!"

"I wanna be that one kid who.... shows Kim Kardashians kid her sextape"