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Joke of the Day

"LISTEN FOR YOURSELF Has anyone else but me noticed that while Rice Krispies still go snap, crackle, and pop, Cocoa Krispies are speaking Ebonics"

"A C and a C++ walked into a bar... The C spilled his beer all over the C++'s shirt. Outraged, C++ shouted, ""Good god, man! Have you no class?"""

"Still haven't found the manly way to walk across ice."

"So much gross product placement in THE SHINING. It's like, fine, I'll buy an axe."

"Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul...to keep... If I shall die before I wake-- Yah, I really don't like where this is going."

"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."

"Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job."

"What is R. Kelly's favorite group to feature? Black Guy Pees."

"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"

"My Ex-Wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"