201632
Joke of the Day
"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."
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"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."
"Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there."
"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"
"We put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated scientific progress analogy."
"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."
"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"