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Joke of the Day

"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"

"The best dad jokes are the ones you'll never hear... ...the black ones."

"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"

"My cat is my date and we got asked to leave the Olive Garden. Probably because she's black."

"The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge."

"A guy walks into a bar Ouch"

"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"