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Joke of the Day

"So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."

"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"

"Q: Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school? A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time."

"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."

"What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes? A screwdriver"

"Did you hear about the couple of gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"Whats the difference between the circus and a strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."