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Joke of the Day

"Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership."

"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."

"What do you call a herpes pun? a play on warts"

"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."

"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""

"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"

"She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen."

"Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!"

"My son is sort of like rapunzel But instead of letting his hair down he lets everybody down."

"i work in the elevator business. It has it's ups and downs."