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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a thousand flies... Slap a Kenyan in the face. Just heard it from a coworker...thought I share."

"Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"

"Never eat bear steaks... they're too gristly. (grizzly if you didn't get it)"

"A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do he tried all kinds but cleared his mind when he went for a haiku."

"ATTENTION: upon further consideration I am once again pushing back the debut of my summer beach bod. Thank you for your patience."

"The sperm is swimming towards the egg... The breakfast is ruined!"

"Why was the little boy speaking gibberish? Because he lost his marbles."

"If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business."

"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."