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Joke of the Day
"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."
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"Winds of 108mph, structural damage, flying debris, massive depression, icy blasts, communication difficulties, untold misery and suffering... Yes, I forgot our anniversary again."
"I deleted all the German contacts out of my phone... now its Hans free"
"[Text] 18: This Hotel wants me to pay for Wi-Fi?! Me: You do know someone pays for Wi-Fi at home too, right?"
"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."
"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"
"Why didnt the mole make it to the stripclub? He was slow as molasses."
"[skydiving with my dog] Me: ur ears r inside out My dog: can't hear u my ears r inside out Me: it's the wind My dog: I think it's the wind"
"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."
"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."