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Joke of the Day
"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."
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"You know what grinds my gears? When I'm low on transmission fluid."
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""
"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"
"What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out? BEST MIME EVER!"
"Ellen Page has recently revealed that she is gay. I guess they don't call her Kitty Pryde for nothing,"
"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."
"Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS"
"Quentin Tarantino always looks like he walked through a car wash."
"What do you call a cow with no nipples? Udderly pointless"