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Joke of the Day

"Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT"

"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"

"Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"

"Every man hopes to marry a nymphomaniac; but in many marriages, after a few years the nympho leaves, but the maniac stays."

"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""

"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution."

"Oxygen hydrogen sodium sodium Whats my name"