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Joke of the Day

"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"Why was the army recruiter in the nursery? To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry."

"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."

"My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered."

"There are two kinds of numbers... Rational numbers and Woman numbers."

"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."

"Ex picked up the kids, brought me coffee & took out my trash. This divorce thing is really working out for me."

"I met the donkey from Numbers 22... He was a pretty cool guy... What? Did you expect him to be an ass?"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."