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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"
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"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"[NSFW] Its a good thing your vagina has a sense of humor... ...otherwise it wouldn't be able to take this joke."
"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"Guys, it could be worse. Male random baldness could have been a thing."
"What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150."
"If I've learned anything from the Kardashians it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back."
"I've just received my 14th Christmas card from the Alzheimer's Society."
"Your mother has terrible taste in children."