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Joke of the Day
"How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist"
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"What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs? The PGA tour."
"A drummer trips and falls on a sheep, a candy brand, and then a running faucet *Baa Dum tss*"
"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."
"WIFE: I can't believe you slept with my twin thinking it was me ME: Cut me some slack he was wearing your perfume"
"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."
"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"
"How to find the perfect wife: Play monopoly with her. if she chooses the iron, she's the one."
"I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog."