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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler kill himself? The gas bill was too high."
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"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"
"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"
"KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it"
"Man is incomplete until he's married....... Man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished."
"Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well."
"I sexually identify as a pansexual And I have a fetish for cast-iron"
"Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted."
"I saved a mans life today. He was choking. So i took my hands off his throat. and said, ""dont make me save your life again and use your blinker next time asshole."""