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Joke of the Day

"Just a Reddit joke Never mind, I already Reddit."

"I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?"

"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"

"My pharmacists won't return my calls anymore *snotty cries* something about no more refills. Quick someone sneeze on me! I'm lonely."

"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"

"How to Be Good At Twitter 1. don't be 2. don't have that be your goal 3. aim higher 4. seriously, go outside or something"

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"Son: Mom! What's a gf? Mom: if you're a good boy, you'll get one when you're older. Son: What is I'm not a good boy? Mom: You'll get many."

"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"

"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"