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"""Hey Daddy!!! Watch what I can do!!"" - aaaaaaaaand hospital."
"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."
"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."
"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."
"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"""How crazy is your ex? Crazy like my triceps?"" ""How sick is your mother? Sick like my triceps?"""
"What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick? One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen"
"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"
"Today reminds me of how bad a terrorist is.. at playing Jenga."