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Joke of the Day

"A male law is going on a date A male law thought he was going to dinner with a female decree, but it turned out it was a mandate!"

"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode."

"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."

"If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you!"

"The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""

"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."