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Joke of the Day

"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"

"Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down."

"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."

"They say you should eat 6 small meals a day to lose weight so being an overachiever I have been eating 26 a day."

"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."

"Perks of being ugly"

"Guys, I found a cure for my Alzheimer's!"

"My corn tortillas want me to like them on Facebook. Fuck the future."

"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."

"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."