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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!"

"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."

"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch"

"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."

"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."

"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."

"electricity is from electrons... morality from morons?"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."