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Joke of the Day

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."

"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"

"What is your favorite joke about women? Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove."

"I only believe 2 things 1. Respect a woman that says no 2. Never take no for an answer"

"I'm not racist but... racist people are."

"*Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*"

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."

"A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar."

"Life is like a packet of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones"