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Joke of the Day
"Why the chicken cross the road? To look for his cock."
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"If a psychic midget escapes from police custody.... ... is she a small medium at large?"
"The Universal Miss award goes to Steve Harvey."
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
"What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff? They are hiring."
"What's Hitler's favorite videogame? Mein Kraft."
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"My favorite pickup line... the Ford F Series"
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."
"Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with"