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Joke of the Day
"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"
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"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"
"There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served"
"My friend told me he really dislikes ""All Star"" by Smashmouth. I said: ""Hey now..."""
"What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin"
"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."
"What's the difference between jeweler, a cut down tree, and a sea captain? A sea captain watches the seas, while a jeweler sees the watches."
"Let stand in microwave for 2 minutes.' Hah. Yeah, like I make microwave dinners because I'm patient."