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Joke of the Day
"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"
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"When I was younger I used to think I was a God. Most parents give their kids food, mine gave me burnt offerings."
"Michelle Obama puts her secret lovers number in her phone under Ben Ghazi knowing that by doing so Barack will never search for the truth"
"What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator? I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door."
"It's your first time when you high af and you could feel the earth rotating faster than usual... in the opposite direction."
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."
"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."
"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."
"Good thing it's Valentines day, cause I woke up with a massive heart on!"
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""