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Joke of the Day

"watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest Tangled and then Frozen"

"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."

"Don't ask me if I have a safety pin if you're going to look at me all weird when I pull one out of my pocket and hand it to you."

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't."

"What do you call a Bronie in the military? A GIbronie!"

"When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer."

"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"

"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."

"Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming."