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Joke of the Day
"When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer."
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"""Every time I go out, the paparazzi wants to make an oil painting of me. So annoying."" - 1700s celebrity"
"What does an egg say to another egg? Nothing, eggs can't talk."
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"There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch."
"A new study finds that sausages are often linked to other sausages"
"Q:What did one plate say to the other plate? A:('Lunch is on me!')"
"How do you keep your dog young for longer? [Terrible OC] Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!"
"I hold my iPhone up outside your window to play our song. A 90 second ad plays first."
"My mother-in-law talked non-stop while we watched Criminal Minds and now I have an idea for a cool new episode."