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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."
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"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""
"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed into the boards"
"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there"
"What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !"
"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter;it's not going to come"