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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."

"How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor? Straight, No Chaser."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb ? Nein."

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced."

"Rolls down car window. Throws caution to the wind. Spends an hour cleaning caution off the side of the car."

"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."

"Not a joke, but just wondering, am I the only one who reads these jokes in a Southern accent?"

"chicken pot pie. my three favorite things"

"What's the difference between England and a tea bag? ...A tea bag stays in the cup longer! #FIFAWORLDCUPBRAZIL"

"- The DC Cinematic Universe"