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Joke of the Day
"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
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"Doctor Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!"
"Dams. The only thing that holds back liquid better... Is the idea of using a port-a-potty. ""Look, I know my pants are brownening and getting wet, but I'll just wait forever -- I CANNOT go in there."""
"An all inclusive guide for lurkers: How to reach the front page. Details inside."
"I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex... ...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked"
"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."
"There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire."
"Describe your last relationship with a movie title: 12 Years A Slave"
"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""
"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."