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Joke of the Day
"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
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"What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana? A rice crippy."
"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"
"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide"
"I can't imagine the difficulties of growing up with 2 gay dads double the dad jokes."
"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."
"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."
"Press 1 for English. Press 2 for spanish. Press 1 and 2 at the same time for the latest Pitbull song"
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"