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Joke of the Day

"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."

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"1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me."
"My fortune cookie read ""End of roll. Replace"""
"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."
"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"
"So the batteries in my flashlight ran out... You'd think I'd be sad, but really I was delighted."
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"
"Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter? Because he'd drop everything"
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