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Joke of the Day

"Terrible music pun If a person were to have sex with Andrew Stockdale, would that make them a wolf, motherfucker?"

"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."

"How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are? They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you."

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."

"Let me tell you about the first time I had sex... I was scared, it was dark, and I was alone."

"Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life."

"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."