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Joke of the Day

"How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark."

"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."

"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."

"two blondes walked into a bar You thought one of them would of seen it"

"And the genius told me ""Do you want a big dick or a good memory ?"" Ho ! What did I choose ? I don't remember."

"A Sausage and an egg in a frying pan. Sausage says: 'It's hot in here.' Egg replies: 'A talking sausage!'"

"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."

"I wanted a cat but the wife wanted a dog ... so we compromised and got a dog"

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."

"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."