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Joke of the Day
"What is the densest metal on Earth? Donald Trump."
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"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."
"What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone? ""You're dead to me"""
"Did you hear that the guys from ""The Expendables"" are doing a movie about classical composers? Arnold Schwarzenegger has already signed up, and said ""I'll be Bach."""
"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."
"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."
"When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned."
"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"
"How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing."