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Joke of the Day
"What is the densest metal on Earth? Donald Trump."
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"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."
"What four man rock group doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb? Change a light bulb? Pfft! We are game changers."
"A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is an unfit leader... but I ran a half marathon alongside him, and he finished in a pretty respectable time"
"Wife: ""Hey sexy, the kids are asleep, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear."" Me: ""OK, ... the bathroom....the kitchen....your car..."""
"I don't know why everyone loves blow jobs so much They taste soo shitty"
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
"Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact."
"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."