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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."
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"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"You know what they say about duct tape... It makes no..no..no sound like mh..mh..mh Credit to my coworker for that one."
"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."
"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"
"So Sports Authority is going out of business. I hear their competitors are real Dicks."
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
"I used to make jokes about people with butter fingers; stopped 'cause they couldn't handle it."
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home? Because it had a hard drive."
"I think we need to find faster means of travel across water. You catch my drift, mate?"