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Joke of the Day

"A popular post on reddit about a clothing store has to be a hot topic"

"Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up"

"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"

"A man goes into Boots and says: ""Have you got Viagra? Do you have a prescription?"" asks the chemist. ""No,"" he replies, ""But I've got a photograph of the wife..."""

"r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump. I keep seeing the same shit over and over again."

"So a cannibal was eating his sister- No, wait. It was a hillbilly..."

"A guy told me he wanted to go to a costume party dressed as an Italian island. I told him, ""Ah, don't be Sicily."""

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"Cop: Sir, can you step outside please? Me: Sir? Awww! You are SO polite! Cop: Excuse me? Me: Now you're just showing off."

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"