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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."
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"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."
"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."
"Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel."
"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"
"I bought a Russian porno magazine the other day called Barely Legal. Opened it up and there was a picture of two men holding hands."
"A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""
"Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there."
"I went out last night with a group of enthusiastic weavers. Unfortunately they had to rush off to meet a looming deadline."