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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."
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"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"The necrophiliac thought she was sleeping with a dead body But then he came to."
"A jewish man walks into a bakery And he asks, ""how much does the challah cost?""."
"A jaguar asked an colourful arsehole with a big nose to join him in hide and seek... Toucan play that game."
"What was Tigger doing in the toilet? Looking for Pooh."
"Soon after we find out Bruce Jenner wants to be a woman, he gets into a car wreck Really getting into character I see"
"What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !"
"Who's Boss? Boss is like a diaper always on your ass and full of Sh*t...!!"
"two deer walk out of a gay bar one turns to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."""