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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"

"What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner? Post-Hummus"

"Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?"

"An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over sex Greek: the Greeks invented sex centuries before the Italians! Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!"

"Just ate at a Japanese restaurant and the entire staff was Hispanic. I don't know what is real anymore!"

"What does cheese say when you take its picture? Make sure you get my Gouda side!"

"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? (Kinda dark) One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack."

"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."