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Joke of the Day

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"What's a Mexican's dick when it's cold out? A little chili."

"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."

"What personal space? My dog"

"I hate it when a bar of soap gets visibly dirty. I want to clean it, but down that road lies madness."

"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"

"If you add enough jalapenos no one will ever know you're a bad cook."

"Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*"

"One great perk about working at a funeral home... I always get to bring flowers home to my wife! (Yes, I actually work at a mortuary. No, I don't do this)"