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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase after people on bike So I took the bike away from him."
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"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."
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"So an Irishman walks out of the bar."
"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."
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"What did one wall say to the other wall? Let's meet up in the corner."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine"