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Joke of the Day

"Teacher And Student Teacher: who's the big person, you or your dad? Kid: me of course. Teacher: why. Kid: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't."

"What is a printer's favorite type of jelly? Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!"

"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."

"If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood."

"Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG? Because they're campers."

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."

"My mom got remarried to a man with a son, and he just crapped in our bathroom. So now I have a step-father, a step-brother, and a step-stool!"

"I turned into a cat earlier Don't ask meow"

"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."