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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."
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"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"
"Where did George Washington keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"
"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"Why did Sally fall of the swingset? She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"I wish my wife were more like the Cleveland Browns. She'd work out all week and suck dick every Sunday."
"If you're testing me, we failed."
"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."