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Joke of the Day
"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."
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"The painters I just got my house painted, and they gave me a bill that said $0. I asked them, ""Why aren't you charging me for the paint?"" They said, ""Don't worry about it, it's on the house."""
"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."
"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"They should put Prince on the $20 bill... They should put Prince on the $20 bill and call it $19.99... It's ""The bill formerly known as a twenty."""
"What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist, you racist."
"Sure the Michael Jordan underpants are good, but a lot of it is Scotty Pippen. He defends the balls."
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have large, flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"