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Joke of the Day
"How to tell if someone has Rhotacism? Ask them to pronounce it."
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"How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak? Keep it in church, guys."
"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."
"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."
"What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!???? A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!"
"What's the three toughest years of a bass player? Second grade."
"I hate street performers But then again I'm a mime artist so I can't really talk"
"What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean? A loan shark!"
"A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi."
"A good pun is its groan reward!"