167626
Joke of the Day
"Why did balloon prices keep rising? Because they had to adjust for inflation."
Next Joke
"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""
"Boomerangs are Australia's largest Export. And Import."
"I get that preschoolers go to bed early but it's still weird that Nick Jr becomes a hardcore porn channel every night at 8."
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball."
"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."
"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"
"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"
"Wife: can u unstack the dishwasher? Me opening dishwasher, taking out large knife & cutting my hand off: I can't, there's been an accident."
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"