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Joke of the Day

"JK Rowling has written an explanation on Pottermore for a spell that makes your legs fall off It's called the Pistorious spell."

"She was going to tell a joke Guy: I was going to tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long. Girl: I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it."

"What pier is disliked by almost everybody? Piers Morgan."

"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"

"Do you know why you should never hire a communist employee? Because they only work in theory"

"What do old people with Alzheimer's often say? I don't remember."

"My ex and I broke up because she said she couldn't be with someone who wanted her to change. I just wanted her to stop sleeping with my friends."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"What do you call a traveling Pope? A Roamin' Catholic."

"What's the difference between Colonel Custer and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians"