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Joke of the Day

"What makes perfect sense? The U.S. mint (cents)"

"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."

"What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children? A PDFile."

"Did you hear about the robot that was angrier than half of the other robots? It was in mean median mode."

"If you love somebody... Let them go. If they come back, no one wanted them."

"What's E.T. Short for? Cause he's got small legs......"

"Some people say that it's impossible to have fun and burn calories.. I suppose those people have never burned a fattie."

"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."

"So a guy with his dick in a jar of peanut butter said I was weird for jacking off with a banana peel I told him he's fucking nuts!"

"There are 2 types of college majors... A B. S. major and a BS major"