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Joke of the Day

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"

"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"

"Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol."

"Do you know why the Circus industry might go bankrupt? If Donald Trump gets elected, the entire world will just need to listen to the news for a free circus."

"I've just been rushed to A&E after swallowing some lego.... The doctor's don't seem worried but i'm shitting bricks"

"Earrings Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings? ... ... Stirrups"

"That awkward moment; when no one else is laughing, except for you and you can't stop."

"Why was Hitler late to his meeting? He couldn't HEIL a cab."

"How long is a Chinese name."