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Joke of the Day
"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."
Next Joke
"My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy"
"What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk? A centipede with a wooden leg! *^^Joke ^^I ^^found ^^in ^^the ^^Tokyo ^^Ghoul ^^tag ^^on ^^Tumblr, ^^my ^^brother ^^loves ^^this ^^one!*"
"Women should not be allowed to eat They always poop afterwards"
"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"Domestic terrorism? Meh... International terrorism? EHMAGARD!!"
"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""
"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? because they get lost at C!"
"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."
"What does a jello shot and my dick have in common? They're both only meant to be consumed by dumb drunk chicks."