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Joke of the Day
"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."
Next Joke
"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."
"What is Santa's favorite type of cookie? Ask your dad."
"My kid wanted juice but I gave him water which he promptly turned into whine."
"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."
"Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the ""L"" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's."
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet."
"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."