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Joke of the Day

"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."

"Haters gonna hate... Masters gonna bate."

"Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 50 seconds. Poor guy."

"When a man falls over the side of a boat... the crew shouts ""Man overboard!"" When a woman falls over, the crew shouts ""Full speed ahead!"""

"What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East? No, YOU the bomb."

"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."

"I built a staircase using an online tutorial! When I finished I thought something looked wrong so I went back to look at the instructions. I missed a step."

"A sodium atom undergoes a vigorous reaction with flourine... How do you feel?"" Asks the fluoride ion. ""Positively shell shocked"" the sodium ion replied."

"Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf"

"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""